Hey Whatfinger Family – Your Editor Finally Did Something Productive outside of Whatfinger News. (With Help From the Whole Crazy Crew) Listen up, gang. You know me – the guy herding memes, headlines, conspiracy corners, and Sgt. Pat’s latest dispatch into something that vaguely resembles a news site every day. I’m pushing 60 in Hollywood, Florida. I used to be in Dallas, Texas for years but recently moved. Florida – (yes, the flamingo capital where retirees do 25 in the left lane and alligators have better life advice than most pundits). Instead of a sports car or a sensible hobby, I decided to write epic sci-fi that mashes Star Trek, Dune, and Game of Thrones into a blender with our daily Whatfinger lunacy, a heavy dose of philosophy, and enough current-affairs absurdity to make your head spin. And guess what? The whole crew is in on it. Sgt. Pat, Luke, Ben, Beth, Mike, James, Lisa – you legends fed me stories, jokes, wild insights, half-baked philosophies, and enough real-world madness to fuel entire civilizations (or collapse them).
I fine-tuned the chaos. Then Grok swooped in as our unpaid, overworked editor because, let’s be honest, we’re all dirt poor here and the coffee fund is running on fumes. This is us. Unfiltered. Unapologetic. Immortal crews lying to their kids, dragons humming Beethoven, and humans making the same terrible decisions across centuries – all while Elon Musk yeets an Ark crew across the stars in search of a mythical planet that probably shouldn’t exist.
Here’s What We’ve Got For You Right Now: Time’s Orphans: Book 1 of the Medieval Future Series
The fast, addictive starter. Elon sends the Ark crew on the voyage of a lifetime. Immortals, forbidden tech, ancient myths, and fractures that threaten everything. Perfect quick read that leaves you hungry for more. Audio version is already up too – because I know half of you (including me) prefer listening while dodging Florida traffic.
Books 2 and 3 are beasts – the full epic had to be split because it got gloriously out of control. They’re coming hot.
The fast, addictive starter. Elon sends the Ark crew on the voyage of a lifetime. Immortals, forbidden tech, ancient myths, and fractures that threaten everything. Perfect quick read that leaves you hungry for more. Audio version is already up too – because I know half of you (including me) prefer listening while dodging Florida traffic.
Books 2 and 3 are beasts – the full epic had to be split because it got gloriously out of control. They’re coming hot.
Shadows Of The Ark is book II – and it gets wild. The colony in full swing… The Book of Ben: Ancient Wisdom for a Glitchy Simulation (and Why the Sages Keep Eating My Tacos)
Ben’s brain on full display – hilarious, profound, self-help meets philosophy with a Whatfinger twist. You’ll laugh, you’ll think, you’ll finally understand why Ben drops those gems on the site that make you nod and snort at the same time. If you love wisdom that doesn’t take itself too seriously, this one’s gold.
Ben’s brain on full display – hilarious, profound, self-help meets philosophy with a Whatfinger twist. You’ll laugh, you’ll think, you’ll finally understand why Ben drops those gems on the site that make you nod and snort at the same time. If you love wisdom that doesn’t take itself too seriously, this one’s gold.
Beth’s Quantum Dreams – Vol I
Dropping in the next couple weeks. Quantum weirdness meets Beth energy. You already know it’s going to be wild. All of these are free with Kindle Unlimited, available on Amazon, and we’re rolling them out to Barnes & Noble, Google, Kobo, and everywhere else we can plant the flag.
Check the full hub here: https://michaelanthony.whatfinger.com/
Look – these books are straight from the Whatfinger Newsroom soul. The same chaos, camaraderie, and “what the hell is even happening” vibe you love every day… but with dragons, starships, simulated realities, and deeper questions about immortality, deception, and why humans never learn. If you devour them and love the ride (or even if you just get a good chuckle), drop a review before the usual suspects try to memory-hole anything that smells like independent thought. You know how this game works. We built this site together.
Now we’re building stories together. Come join the adventure – your crew is already inside. Now go click, read, listen, and tell me what you think. I’ll be over here yelling at clouds and waiting for the next alligator-sized plot twist.— Michael Anthony
(Still broke, still caffeinated, still refusing to grow up)
(Still broke, still caffeinated, still refusing to grow up)
I’ll be adding the rest as they are completed. Audio versions as well. As of now audio is done for Time’s Orphans. Next up is Book II of the series. Then Book of Ben and then Beth’s Quantum Dreams.
If these books make you laugh, think, binge-read at 2 a.m., or just feel like the Whatfinger crew jumped off the screen and into an epic adventure… please leave an honest review on Amazon. Even a quick “Hell yeah, more please!” helps more than you know. Reviews are the only real shield we have before the usual politics police try to bury independent voices. Your words keep these stories alive and let us keep making more. You kow they will be attacking…
