Lauren Zima is back to recap Clare Crawley’s season of The Bachelorette! It’s only episode three and Clare is already calling Dale her ‘fiance’ — do the other men even stand a chance at this point?! Well, Yosef definitely didn’t after calling out Clare for her strip dodgeball group date. Zach J. was sent home after an uncomfortable encounter, Clare cut a group date short to get more time and later gives a rose to… herself. Plus, Tayshia Adams is here and we are freaking out! ‘The Bachelorette’ airs Tuesdays on ABC, though next week, because of the presidential election, it will air Thursday, Nov. 5 for one week only! As always, please drink responsibly.